Seanachai Quote

"Do you really think there are no larger answers to the small ones we can supply? Miguel, we know there are answers for everything. Unfortunately, we know very few of them." (Alexis Paninian to Mitchell Campion following a 4 minute teleportation from Paxton, Ohio to 3XNorth, 3YEast and 150Z off the Coast of Spain, circa 5/28 & 3 weeks, OSB airdate 4/7/1959).

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Authenticated and carbon dated 1936, Midtown Ladies Guild
aka The Lakewater Key
After reading this blog, the Ladies Guild at the Midtown Arts Museum dug through the pile of pineapple pattern quilts to find their relic Midtown Key.  "Madge is well meaning," said Gertrude Me'Anderly, "but her work is a tad too pink and aqua for us.  The Midtown Key offers more advantages anyway.  Not only does it offer music choices, a nice album, clues and rewards, the Key links to the classroom that their own musuem students use to study antiquity, time and space.  They happened to mention that students were now taking courses about conspiracy theories and 2012.  While I was storytelling elsewhere, new teachers were collecting data on students, who are soon to be means tested.  These new teachers keep asking the ladies about commission rates and fees.  When Gretrude assured one of the teachers that no fees are collected by the Museum, the neophyte responded "nope, that is not my point.  I mean how do I collect fees from you?"

Gertrude complained it was going to be a long decade until I got back.

Presented above is copy of the key, authenticated and carbon dated 1936, repaired in 1955, about the same time Harold Diego first contributed foundation funds to the Museum.

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